Finally! A crime-fighter has burst upon the scene who can take down six guys at once AND make a mean potato salad, all the while remaining humble and shying away from the public spotlight (no doubt to conceal her identity as she refuses to wear a mask.)
In case you missed it yesterday, a 70-something year old British woman charged across the street and took on six helmet-wearing, hammer-yielding, motorcycle-riding thugs who were breaking into jewellery store in broad daylight…in front of other pedestrians…while being video recorded by a film crew making a documentary across the street.
(http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/super-granny-thwarts-robbery-12872361)
As I watch the video of this senior citizen in action, I can’t help but think of the following questions; 1- What exactly is in that purse that she is swinging around? 2- Would she consider renting herself out as a mercenary? Any why not, may I ask, would this woman not be considered for mercenary duty? I have it on good authority that Blackwater has approached her to head up a security team detail in Iraq; in fact Blackwater (and the French Army) have already ordered purses and the proper contents for all soldiers.
Of course, I myself have toyed with the idea of hiring this lady to take on certain dislikes in my life…I would even give her paid time for her 2 o’clock tea. If this lady could take out the following then I would be willing to pay top dollar;
1 - I want Osama caught, it’s been long enough
2 – Chris Matthews of MSNBC, the guy is a lunatic
3 – Country music…not just one song, but the whole industry
But alas, it is not to be. I just heard that both CBS and the BBC have approached this lady pitching TV pilots based on her role in fighting crime. Word is that Betty White was the front runner for the role but she turned it down, fearing she would be typecast for future acting roles…well, that and the fact that if she did her own stunts then her AARP benefits would be in jeopardy.
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